Oare sunt aberari?

Vorbind de aberari & stuff, m-am gandit sa pun pe tapet cateva dintre conversatiile mele interesante (de multe ori si fara logica) pe care le port eu...[faceti abstractie de nume...]

CAPITOLUL I - ALEXA

Michelinno : oare chiar ma adori? NU 
Alexandra. : da te ador
Michelinno : ok...dc?
Alexandra. : ca esti tu si te adoooooooor
Michelinno : ok... te-ai lovit la cap?
Alexandra. : nu
Alexandra. : sunt mai buna
Alexandra. : sufleteste
Michelinno : cat de rea a fost lovitura?
Alexandra. : nu m'am lovit,sunt bine.

Alexandra. : mihaai?tu nu esti inca in tabara?
Alexandra. : esti?
Michelinno : da, exist
Alexandra. : respiri?
Michelinno : nu
Alexandra. : esti naspa ce faciii
Michelinno : bine
Alexandra. : esti acasa?
Michelinno : da
Alexandra. : de ce raspunzi in cuvinte monosilabice?/
Michelinno : nush 
Alexandra. : cum a fost in tabara?
Michelinno : bn
Michelinno : minunat
Alexandra. : mi-nu-nat
Alexandra. : 3 silabe,wow

Alexandra.: deci
Alexandra. : unde mergem sambata?
Michelinno : in Cuca Macaii
Alexandra. : super

CAPITOLUL II - IRÉNE + LIS

Iréne : can u get me the song the bird and the worm the the used?
Michelinno : huham?
Iréne : pretty please with whipped cream and cherry on top?
Michelinno : with chocolatre topping?
Iréne : if you want that.....but can ya?
Iréne : pretty please?

Iréne : si stiu altare. lots

Michelinno : te pierduse irina
Lis ^.^ : ma ce?
Michelinno : te pierduse..nu te gasea
Lis ^.^ : unde?
Michelinno : nu te gasea la tel
Lis ^.^ : aaaa

Lis ^.^ : test Pisa(care se bazeaza pe cunostintele noastre generale de romana,matematica,geografie si istorie)
Michelinno : si cred ca si logik
Lis ^.^ : ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!
Lis ^.^ : SI ISTO SI GEOGRA?
Michelinno : nu il dam noi
Lis ^.^ : a
Lis ^.^ : da' noi ce dam pana la urma?

Lis ^.^ : am gasit cdu' cu vivaldi
Michelinno : huh?
Lis ^.^ : nu stii ca il pierdusem?
Lis ^.^ : sau nu ti'am zis?
Michelinno : nu stiam ca ai cd cu vivi
Lis ^.^ : vivi?
Lis ^.^ : ))
Lis ^.^ : VIVI?
Michelinno : vrei vidi?
Lis ^.^ : viiviiii)))))))))))))
Lis ^.^ : vivi?
Michelinno : da mai VIVI
Lis ^.^ : VIVI?)
Michelinno : nu erau surorile vivi de la a double shou at love?
Michelinno : vicky si ricky
Lis ^.^ : eu stiam ca e o casa de filme xxx
Michelinno : sau asa
Lis ^.^ : a nu
Lis ^.^ : aia era vivid

Lis ^.^ : Alexandra: daca e ,vii maine la patinoar? Alina: la pationar? Alina: nu Alexandra: de ce? Alina: pt ca nu am bani Alexandra: aha' Alexandra: pai o rogi pe mama ta.. Alina: nu am bani Alina: si nu o rog pe maica'mea ca vreau sa'i cer banii pt o alta carte Alexandra: a,si cand ti-o iei? Alina: nu stiu Alexandra is typing a message. Alexandra: ce ai mai facut azi?
Michelinno (2/20/2010 10:06:13 PM): cu alexa "eu ziceam sa mergi cu mine vlad si miruna ,poate alina la afi sau la patinoar in cismigiu,si puteai sa aduci lume"
Lis ^.^ : adica cine?
Lis ^.^ : dina?
Michelinno : nuuu....
Michelinno : uite discutia mea
Michelinno : Alexandra.: salut Alexandra.: auzi vii maine la patinoar? Michelinno: nu Alexandra.: de ce? Michelinno: ca ma duc la mall Michelinno: si, nu, nu cu irina/alina/dina Alexandra.: nu te-am intrebat asta Michelinno: aveai de gand..si nu merg la pat cu tn si vali Michelinno: vlad Alexandra.: vai ce amuzant Alexandra.: eu ziceam sa mergi cu mine vlad si miruna ,poate alina la afi sau la patinoar in cismigiu,si puteai sa aduci lume Michelinno: deci, nu Alexandra.: ) Alexandra.: bine
Lis ^.^ : Alina: am fost in carturesti Alexandra: aha' si ce ati mai facut acolo Alina: am baut ceai Alexandra is typing a message. Alexandra: aha
Lis ^.^ : continuarea
Lis ^.^ : e proasta?
Michelinno : stiu asta
Michelinno : nu e o noutate
 

CAPITOLUL III - LUME

Michelinno : cat ai luat la olimpiadaaa?
Dia : eh...
Dia : 7 puncte:))
Michelinno : wow, m-ai luat
Michelinno : 6
Dia : PE BUNE?!
Dia : mama cu un punct
Michelinno ): da
Dia : =)))))
Dia : haha ce buna sunt

Aly : cum e sa fi baiat?
Aly : e la fel de complicat?
Michelinno : nuuuu e mult mai usor
Michelinno : nu ai ciclu nu scoti creaturi pe fund.../.

Aly : oh doamne
Aly : meriti sa fi impuscat, frate!
Michelinno : nai autorizatie de manuire a armei
Aly : 1 de unde stii?
Aly : 2
Aly : n-am zis ca te impusc eu
Aly : am zis doar ca meriti

Michelinno : si? maine?
Aly : stau in pat incercand sa ignor ziua, probabil
Aly : (inca nu m-am hotarat intre pat si canapea)
Michelinno: dragut
Michelinno : eu cred ca o sa imi fac o prajitura, o sa mi-o bag pe gat si o sa ma fac de 100kg sau o sa imi iau mancare chinezeasca/pizza...sa vad care imi surade mai mult
Aly : buna idee
Aly : cred cao sa-mi iau inghetata
Michelinno : tu racesti, eu vomit
Aly : uuu
Michelinno : can't wait

Mira : buna)
Mira : am ramas pe afara 
Mira : mi-am pierdut cheile
Mira : ura
Michelinno : uuuuh
Michelinno : hot in starda

CAPITOLUL IV - CONFERINTE

Michelinno : hotzi-hotzi, again?
Lis ^.^ : mihai nu ma duc in xenopol ce dracului? 
Lis ^.^ : ah buna alexandra
Lis ^.^ : fii atenta
Alexandra. : sunt
Lis ^.^ : eu in uniforma dl xenopol
Lis ^.^ : spaland masini

Michelinno (2/20/2010 10:07:34 PM): CARE E INTRAREA PRINCIPALA??? (alexandra nu are simtul orientarii, deci...help)
Dia (2/20/2010 10:07:34 PM): esti?
Dia (2/20/2010 10:07:39 PM): ))))))))
Aly (2/20/2010 10:07:42 PM): mama
Dia (2/20/2010 10:07:42 PM): NU cred
Dia (2/20/2010 10:07:44 PM): ca e o idee buna
Dia (2/20/2010 10:07:46 PM): sa-ti explice
Dia (2/20/2010 10:07:47 PM): ali
Dia (2/20/2010 10:07:48 PM): ali TACI
Aly (2/20/2010 10:07:48 PM): am ajuns la alexandra
Dia (2/20/2010 10:07:49 PM): )))))))
Aly (2/20/2010 10:07:53 PM):
Dia (2/20/2010 10:07:59 PM): pai
Dia (2/20/2010 10:08:02 PM): deci intrarea
Dia (2/20/2010 10:08:04 PM): principala
Michelinno (2/20/2010 10:08:07 PM): pai daca altfel nu functioneaza...
Dia (2/20/2010 10:08:19 PM): de ce nu ne vedem noi undeva mai .... inainte de mol?

Dia (2/20/2010 10:08:22 PM): ali tu cu ce vi?
Aly (2/20/2010 10:08:32 PM): eu o sa vin cu mira
Dia (2/20/2010 10:08:35 PM): )))))))))))))))
Aly (2/20/2010 10:08:38 PM): probabil cu metrou
Aly (2/20/2010 10:08:40 PM):
Aly (2/20/2010 10:08:44 PM): nu am vrut sa sune asA
Dia (2/20/2010 10:08:44 PM): ali cu ce vi? cu mira!

Dia (2/20/2010 10:24:45 PM): hace nieve chiar
Dia (2/20/2010 10:24:55 PM): ce nieve
Dia (2/20/2010 10:24:58 PM): azi n-a nieve
Aly (2/20/2010 10:25:01 PM): bai
Aly (2/20/2010 10:25:06 PM): da-mi test!!!
Aly (2/20/2010 10:25:08 PM): baga-mi-as
Dia (2/20/2010 10:25:09 PM): ?
Aly (2/20/2010 10:25:13 PM): la spa
Dia (2/20/2010 10:25:13 PM): )))))))))
Aly (2/20/2010 10:25:15 PM): cu imp ei
Dia (2/20/2010 10:25:16 PM): ai scris
Dia (2/20/2010 10:25:20 PM): "da-mi test!!!"
Dia (2/20/2010 10:25:21 PM): ))))
Aly (2/20/2010 10:25:23 PM): ))))))
Dia (2/20/2010 10:25:27 PM): VREI SA TE TESTEZ?

Delia (2/6/2010 6:14:49 PM): asa
Delia (2/6/2010 6:14:51 PM): deci
Delia (2/6/2010 6:14:52 PM): maine
Delia (2/6/2010 6:14:53 PM): putem
Delia (2/6/2010 6:14:54 PM): sa mergem
Delia (2/6/2010 6:14:59 PM): \ca aurolacii in parc
Aly (2/6/2010 6:15:02 PM): daaaaaaaa
Delia (2/6/2010 6:15:03 PM): sa inghetam
Michelinno (2/6/2010 6:15:03 PM): daaaaaa
Delia (2/6/2010 6:15:04 PM):
Dia (2/6/2010 6:15:06 PM): hace frio

Dia (2/6/2010 6:18:37 PM): mihai propune
Dia (2/6/2010 6:18:38 PM):
Michelinno (2/6/2010 6:18:45 PM): pe lac
Michelinno (2/6/2010 6:18:55 PM): sa cadem in gheata
Michelinno (2/6/2010 6:19:03 PM): si sa facem hipotermie
Aly (2/6/2010 6:19:05 PM): am facut asta joi
Aly (2/6/2010 6:19:08 PM): cu mira
Dia (2/6/2010 6:19:11 PM):
Aly (2/6/2010 6:19:11 PM): deja e boring

Aly (2/6/2010 6:02:41 PM): trebuia s-o fi vazut pe delia
Aly (2/6/2010 6:02:51 PM): uite cum merge fumu
Aly (2/6/2010 6:02:59 PM): (nu era niciun pic de fum)
Aly (2/6/2010 6:03:04 PM): dar ea tot insista
Michelinno (2/6/2010 6:03:06 PM): ohh
Aly (2/6/2010 6:03:07 PM): si ne arata un loc
Aly (2/6/2010 6:03:12 PM): cu degetu
Aly (2/6/2010 6:03:14 PM):
Michelinno (2/6/2010 6:03:21 PM): innebunise
Delia (2/6/2010 6:03:31 PM):
Delia (2/6/2010 6:03:34 PM): era fum
Delia (2/6/2010 6:03:36 PM):
Aly (2/6/2010 6:03:38 PM): NU ERA
Delia (2/6/2010 6:03:39 PM): nu il vedeai tu
Aly (2/6/2010 6:03:41 PM): SAU DACA ERA
Delia (2/6/2010 6:03:41 PM):
Aly (2/6/2010 6:03:47 PM): DOAR TU IL VEDEAI!
Delia (2/6/2010 6:03:49 PM): tu erai aia beata

P.S. nu am mai pus smile-urile...scz, dar timpul ma piseaza

P.S.2 cum am spus si sus, abstractie de nume, daca va deranjeaza, nu cititi

P.S.3 e cel mai lung post ever?