vineri, 18 iunie 2010

Don't mess with the bloggers!

A country that regards itself as the greatest in the world but only 10% of people there have passports. How would they know then?

Are you going to Europe on holiday or the USA? Where's Europe?

The Lonestar State, The State that still believes that criminals should be punished, Home of the Wataburger, home of Southern Hospitality, HTown, And Everything thats bigger and better. AND NO!! They Don't all walk around with cowboy hats and boots, and they're all not rednecks....for that...see Oklahoma.

The biggest and baddest state of them all(15 states can be put into Texas and we'd still have 1000 miles left) where everything is bigger and much better than places such as California. Home of a Ranch bigger than Rhode Island,the home of trunk poppin', Dr.Pepper,home of the first word spoken from the moon which was Houston,home of swangin' on 84's and vogues, chopped and screwed music, SA Town, D Town, and H Town which are all 3 in the top 10 most populated cities in the U.S.

Yes, USA and Texas!

On the other side, USA is a very big country, where you don't have to be frightened if someone looks for you. He'll never find you. Perfect place for a certain person. Do you recognize yourself? Come come! USA is also the country where dumbasses should be residents (oh, they are already, but they need more; same person).

Well, honey pie and cheese cake, if you send sweet and inviting sms's you should go to a newspaper and promote yourself. It'd be much much better. I mean, if you wanna be a prostitute, a slut or whatever else you want to be, then be a real one, pie, at least a peckertrish.

Back to USA, back to USA. They brought us McDonald's, that thinks you get addicted to and makes you fat, KingBurger (same family), Cola and Pespi, the most harmful things in the world... What else? Any harmful stuff, that is pleasurable at the same time. The best and the worst.

Let's get over the BS and end the post. Hope you still love (ehem ehem eheeem:)) ) me, ma dealer. Study the picture as well, it's intriguing.

P.S I don't hate America, I actually love it, but I like to piss someone off,
TTYN

Un comentariu:

  1. Stii? Sunt kinda de acord cu ce ai scris mai ales cu partea cu McDonald's si restul fast food-urilor..Sunt copii de 12 ani care se indoapa zilnic si ajung huuuuge..asta nu e bine deloc

    Cat despre persoana pe care ai vrut s-o enervezi..nu cred ca a functionat..ai tu alte metode mai bune :-j

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